Saturday 17 October 2009

The Hills new season


OK, I'm not sure the Hills even exists with Lauren. Audrina looks soo skinny, you can just imagine some fake tanned, grey haired bigwig telling her to cut out carbs and drop a few pounds. She doesn't need to be so thin, no one does, and she is so pretty. As for, Kristen (or whatever her name is), fair enough she is like every lads dream or whatever but she is evil, and channeling it all at the wrong gender. Annoying voice also! Why is Justin still under this illusion that he is cool? He is a complete sell out, treating women like trash on international television for entertainment value? Great one. He tries way too hard to be effortless. Classic mistake. On the up side, Heidi actually seems happy. Even though her husband is a complete misogynist, and well a complete waste of space. Shame.

A part of me would love to get an insight into The Hills and how it works. I predict that you would crack the glistening, sugary shell like the top of a Creme Brule and all this goey superficial and offensive stuff would spurt out. Which would make for some pretty epic blogging.

Its pretty degrading that I let product placement, music and boys make The Hills seem actually worth talking about, but I'm aware of that, so its fine yeah?

Whatever...!!!
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